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30th June 2012

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I don’t want to see Magic Mike because it’s a movie about a bunch of naked guys

But I do want to see Magic Mike because I’d be the only guy in a room of women masturbating

  1. corraborealis said: As my best friend said to her boyfriend about this movie, “It doesn’t matter where I get my appetite, as long as I come home for dinner.”
  2. even-if-she-falls posted this